Moe Szyslak Donald Murphy ([info]moe1409szyslak) wrote,

My inheritance and photos of my car collection, sit-coms I created and produced in the seventies

My inheritance and photos of my car collection, sit-coms I created and produced in the seventies

This has been edited below from "and eye patch"
to "an eye patch."

"I was also taken to the doctor and Andrew Lang
cut into my forehead and stitched an eye patch
onto my eye."


This has been edited below and corrected to:

"She was female Officer Thompson at the Washington
County Jail. Her daughter worked in the finger printing
station next to the Washington County Courthouse so
they could steal and manipulate the court rooms."


Here are more photos of my car collection.

























These vehicles are serviced at the Bob Lanphere dealership
at least once per year. They are pictured here at the
Bob Lanphere show room and are not for sale. The dealership
is located in Beaverton, Oregon. These cars were used by
my biological uncle Alfred Hitchcock in films. So was the
blue motorcycle.

I believe the green sedan was used in "The Great Race"
which my biological uncle produced. The black and white
cars were used in episodes of the television series
"Perry Mason." I was taught by my biological uncle
that these cars were very important to filming as they
were black and white themselves. So in black and white
filming the green sedan appears grey in color. So these
cars have to be kept seperate from my other cars in my
collection. My uncle made a joke about the episode of
Perry Mason when instructing me on the importance of color
of cars and effect in black and white film. I must use
these cars and make a black and white film. I must make
a test film when I am to make my motion pictures. My
biological uncle mandated it. He also asked me not to
sell any of the cars and to make sure that they be considered
for the Smithsonian Institute and Museum.

So the cars pictured above were used in episodes of Perry
Mason and must be kept seperate from the rest of my car
collection. I will never sell any of my cars in my
car collection. I will use them for filming as my uncle
asked me to do.

Perry Mason IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050051/

The Great Race IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059243/

When I was a child I also created the sit-com "Cheers."
Actor Woody Harrelson lived on the horse ranch that was
owned by my biological father Burl Ives. The real Cheers
tavern is owned by me. I believe it is located in
Chicago, Illinois. It was called "The Brass Champagne"
by my uncle. Woody Harrelson and I had a conversation
about this on the horse ranch when I was a child. I
spoke to him about pizza and the pizza business I
was trying to create and how I was giving my uncle
directions on what to do with my inheritance. I told
Woody Harrelson that "Checkers and Domino's was not
Cheers which was to be the subject of the sit com."


It was very difficult to get my uncle to be interested in
my inventions and what I was inventing and I was making
businesses. Actor Kelsey Grammar that plays Frasier was
supposed to protect against any theft or embezzlement and
he and Woody Harrelson were supposed to have conversations
about theft of my inheritance. This is the subject of an
episode of the sit-com. I was having problems with nudists
at the nudist club that I was a member of and I told Woody
Harrelson to watch out for the nudists that were planning
on stealing from me. They were already a problem in that
they were trying to steal my inheritance. So this is also
an episode of the sit-com on nudists and embezzlement.

Cheers IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083399/

Kelsey Grammar voices the Simpsons character of "Sideshow Bob."
"Sideshow Bob" is one of the knicknames that my
biological uncle had for me. I was being a comedian and he
was afraid the my comedy would be like that of Milton Burle.
As a child already that was not my style of comedy. I came
up with the character of Fozzy Bear based upon the idea
that my uncle did not want me to be a comedian. "Fozzy Bear"
is one of my characters that I created when I was a child
after purchasing Sesame Street.

I also asked Kelsey Grammar to act in a legal sense in case
my inheritance was ever threatened. He is to file a lawsuit
so that people would be punished if they ever threaten me
or take money from what I invented or from my inheritance.

"Cheers" and the real Cheers restaurant are the basis for
Moe's Tavern on "The Simpsons." "Checkers"
located in New Jersey was a completely different restaurant.
Winston Churchill frequented "Checkers." Winston
Churchill also opened up a restaurant and club in
Chicago, Illinois. An expression is "Winston left
checkers and lived in champagne."


Winston Churchill is one of the three parties in my inheritance
which is a trust fund and I own the tavern that is the premise
and location for the sit-com "Cheers."

I am the producer of all of these sit-coms. I created them
when I was a child. There are several nudists that were
members of the Restful Haven Nudist Club that are guilty
of embezzlement.

Restful Haven Nudist Club:
http://www.restfulhaven.com/

Restful Haven Nudist Club is now called Mountaindale Resort.

Al Quick and Jim Neusbaum are two members of the Restful
Haven Nudist Club that are guilty of stealing from my inheritance.

This is the blood vase that was made by Aleister Crowley.
Aleister Crowley is my great uncle. He was part of the
royal family. He wrote about this vase in his writings.
He had taken a trip to India and became a craftsman. He
talks about this in his writings and about how he made things.
These art pieces are on display in Portland, Oregon and are
owned by me. I own everything that is Aleister Crowley and
founded the current publishing company that publishes books
on Aleister Crowley. Red Weiser press is owned by me. I
founded the company in 1977-1978 so that his writings could be sold
and so I could make a decision with my inheritance that
effected my owning of his writings.



I am Burl Ives' biological son and I own 100 % of my inheritance
which is a trust fund. Those refuting this and guilty of
embezzlement and of illegally diagnosing me with a mental
illness must be punished for their crimes.

Criminal complaints are to be filed against Jeff Combes,
Scott Whittemore, Jack Whitsel, Dan Howard and people I went
to high school with who are guilty of embezzlement and theft
from my inheritance. I went to high school with these people
and they are guilty of theft from my inheritance. Jeff Combes
lives in Oregon and is having crack parties almost every
night with money from my inheritance. Jeff Combes went to
Forest Grove High School in Forest Grove, Oregon with
Jack Whitsel and Scott Whittemore.

Criminal complaints are to be filed against Shaun Palladini
who worked at Gage Industries in Lake Oswego, Oregon where I
was employed with him. Shaun Palladini illegally lived in
Spokane, Washington off of my inheritance where I was born.

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